The new contestants for Dancing with the Has-Beens were announced today on Good Morning America.
Let’s take a look at the line-up:
Kim Kardashian: Famous for having a sex tape, a big ass and a reality show on E!, Kim is already making headlines after cutting her foot Sunday night. She was taken to the emergency room for stitches, but the show will go on.
Lance Bass: The former *NSYNC member came out of the closet in 2006 and we’re guessing he’ll be dancing with a woman.
Brooke Burke: Former host of E! party show Wild On before Tara Reid took over. Has four kids, two with former Baywatch star, David Charvet.
Cloris Leachman: Legendary star of the Mary Tyler Moore Show and Phyllis - this cool old broad is 82!
Toni Braxton: We still have a problem with this one - any person who dances and sings in their own Las Vegas show has an unfair advantage.
Ted McGinley: From The Love Boat, Married…With Children and Hope & Faith.
Rocco DiSpirito: Manhattan chef who threw tantrums on The Restaurant and occasionally appears on Top Chef.
Susan Lucci: Has played Erica Kane on All My Children for 38 years, which makes her 61.
Professional atheletes: Misty May-Treanor, who just won gold in beach volleyball at the Olympics, Maurice Green, who is an Olympic gold medal sprinter and Warren Sapp, who has played football for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Oakland Raiders.
People we’ve never heard of: Comedian Jeffrey Ross and Cody Linley, who played Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend on Hannah Montana.
Overall, we’ve gotta say “meh” but we will tune in and check out the talent on September 22.
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